We know we’re getting old when the only thing
We want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Don’t worry about your future,
I am sure you will have a bright one,
Don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it,
Don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!

I want you to know older people
are rewarded and respected in some cultures,

So have fun and enjoy on your
another fantastic birthday.

Happy Birthday

A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends, obvious invasion.

Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came to cheer.

Deep down inside, you know that they care,
You are unique, normal is rare.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts,
Scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older.
Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife.
Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities
God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on
This occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess.
Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make
The most of this day, just scream and shout Its my birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful,
I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.